Category: Joke Board
there was this blond, she was driving along when she hit a truck driver, it was a small crash, and just a small bender fender for both
but the truck driver was furious, he took her to an abandoned parkinglot and drew a circle with chalk on the pavement
"dont move from this circke," he commanded
"ok," agreed the blond
then he went and slashed all of her tires
at this the blond began to laugh
even more furious the truck driver brok all of her lights
thitsseemed ver funny to the blond, because she started to laugh very hard
even angrier then before he brokaeall of her windows, and keyed her car
she was now crying from laughing
"what's so funny?" snarled the truck driver
"well," replidd the blond still laughing, "when you werent looking i stepped out of the circle three times..."
ah, good joke. lol
Now for the rest of the joke:
The first time she stepped out she went to the pay phone close by and called the police
The 2nd time she stepped out she walked over to the policeman who just arrived, pointing out the situation
The 3rd time she stepped out she said, "Oh and btw this Officier has your actions on video."
lol